If you were to control a card like Platinum Angel, then they cant win because the Angel specifically says so
The cards text offers each winner a congratulatory message and an invitation to the next years tournament, just like the 2006 variant
These include its rarity, cultural significance, market forces, online marketplaces, quality, condition, and the franchise's enduring popularity
Over on the MagicTCG subreddit, HiroProtagonest says, "I don't wanna associate with someone who'd buy merch for The Office", though in another thread Raevelry says, "This is so bad its circling back to being funny Like, this is a HIGH QUALITY shitpost cringe, its almost impressive, all of these fit his 'lore', they're well drawn, amazing lore text"